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Smoochie Monster Onesie
The plush onesie with a big-lipped monster hood. Cosy enough for movie night, silly enough for every party.
Bright orange coral fleece, a pumpkin pocket and "Pumpkin" stitched on the chest. The comfiest costume at every Halloween party, only until the timer runs out.
Tracked shipping, tracking link sent by email
Why you'll love it
Say hi to your new favourite onesie. The Smoochie is a full-body plush jumpsuit with a hood that turns you into a goofy, big-lipped monster: googly eyes, oversized lips and a fluffy mop of hair on top.
- Big-lipped monster hood: googly eyes, padded lips and fluffy hair
- Soft plush fleece: warm, fuzzy and made for lounging
- Mini-me pocket: a front pouch with its own little face
- Roomy fit: unisex, for adults, sizes S–XL. Between sizes? Go one up.
- 4 monsters: Blu (Sky Blue), Pickle (Yellow Green), Grape (Purple) and Pumpkin, our limited Halloween edition
Pumpkin, Halloween edition: bright orange coral fleece, fluffy orange hair, a big white grin, a jack-o'-lantern pocket and "Pumpkin" stitched on the chest. Available for a limited time only.
Made for movie nights, sleepovers, costume parties, Halloween and gifts that get everyone laughing.
Shoes and accessories in the photos are not included.
Size & fit
Available sizes
| Monster | Sizes |
|---|---|
| Blu · Sky Blue | S, M, L, XL |
| Pickle · Yellow Green | S, M, L, XL |
| Grape · Purple | S, M, L, XL |
| Pumpkin · Halloween edition | S, M, L, XL |
Not sure? Send us your height & usual size and we'll help you pick.
Care
- Wash cold on a gentle cycle, inside out
- Hand wash is best to keep the hair and lips fluffy
- No bleach, no tumble dryer, don't iron the face
- Hang to dry away from direct heat
Shipping & returns
Free tracked shipping. Orders are processed in 2 business days and usually arrive in 6–12 business days.
Not in love? You have 30 days to return it. Returns policy
Meet Pumpkin
Our spookiest monster yet: bright orange coral fleece, a fluffy orange mop of hair, a big white grin with googly eyes, a jack-o'-lantern pocket and "Pumpkin" stitched on the chest.
- Soft coral fleece, head to ankles
- Costume + pyjamas in one
- Sizes S, M, L, XL
Cosy on the inside,
chaos on the outside
Every little detail is there to make you comfy, and everyone else laugh.
That hood though
Googly eyes, big padded pink lips and a fluffy mop of hair. Pull it up and watch the room lose it.
Plush fleece
Fuzzy and warm, like wearing your favourite blanket.
Mini-me pocket
A front pouch with its own tiny monster. Snacks and phone fit right in.
Roomy fit
Loose unisex cut to flop, stretch and lounge in.
Which monster are you?
Different moods, one level of softness.
The glow-up your
pyjamas needed
Drag the slider. We'll wait.
Regular PJs
- Cold ankles and a draughty back
- Top rides up, bottoms slide down
- Nobody has ever laughed at them
Monster mode
- Plush fleece from hood to ankles
- One piece, nothing rides up
- Guaranteed double-takes
Not your average onesie
| Mooshy | Basic onesie | Regular PJs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Plush fleece | Varies | ||
| Head-to-ankle warmth | |||
| Monster hood with lips & hair | |||
| Mini-monster pocket | Plain | ||
| Doubles as a costume | Sometimes | ||
| Free shipping & 30-day returns | Varies | Varies |
Pick your monster
Choose a colour and size. It's a roomy fit, so between sizes, go up.
We ship it free
Tracked delivery to your door, tracking link straight to your inbox.
Hood up, lips out
Not in love? You have 30 days to send it back.
Questions? Answered.
How does it fit?
It's a loose, oversized unisex fit for adults. Sizes vary slightly by colour, so check the size guide. If you're between sizes, size up.
What is it made of?
A soft, fuzzy plush fleece. The hood has googly eyes, big padded lips and fluffy "hair" on top.
Which colours are available?
Blu (Sky Blue with blue hair), Pickle (Yellow Green with brown hair) and Grape (Purple with purple hair), plus Pumpkin: our limited Halloween edition in orange coral fleece, available until September 30. All in S, M, L and XL.
How long does shipping take?
Shipping is free. Orders are processed in 2 business days and usually arrive within 6–12 business days. You'll get a tracking link by email.
Will I pay customs or import duties?
Any taxes and duties that apply to your country are shown at checkout before you pay.
What if it doesn't fit?
You have 30 days from delivery to return it. See the returns policy or contact us, and we'll sort it out.
How do I wash it?
Wash cold on a gentle cycle, inside out (hand wash is best for the hair and lips). No bleach, no tumble dryer: hang to dry.
Are shoes included?
No, you get the onesie only. Shoes and accessories in the photos are not included.
Ready for monster mode?
Soft, warm and impossible to take seriously. Your sofa is waiting.
Pick my monster